apatheticghost:

today my friend said that he was going to do an impersonation of a gay man and i got ready for some homophobic high pitched comment about clothes but instead he just said in the exact same tone without expression “i am attracted to men” 

(via guitargasm)

fluent-in-lesbianism:

ninasnamerhymes:

beverlyhillsmom:

the article just got better as i kept on reading

a whole raw potato.

from now on I will always refer to sexual fantasies as “bedroom thoughts”

grantaiiire:

i get this really awesome rush of satisfaction when certain people reblog things from me

like
ah yes. i have pleased you

(via inspirationstakingoverme)

dontwinfriendswithsalad:

can i still be punk if i’ve been crying for four straight hours

(via inspirationstakingoverme)

metahumer:

thug life more like ugh life

(Source: shitweed, via inspirationstakingoverme)

do u wanna cuddle naked yes or yes 

(Source: weekendwolvess, via jessiiieepoohh)

gameboycoloured:

u know my url not my html

(Source: trillow, via inspirationstakingoverme)

figmentdotcom:

sketchmedesire:

A sixth grader’s advice to future sixth graders.

…
Damn, kid. You speak truth.
No matter how busy I am.

I can assure you that I will still make time for you, no matter what. If you’re a priority, you will be treated like one. 

(Source: lloydcg, via jessiiieepoohh)

thefartsinourstars:

if i had a band i would name it ‘Panic Attack! at the High School’ bc that’s what i have

(via asediado)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

is this cocaine gluten free

(via pizza)

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