apatheticghost:
today my friend said that he was going to do an impersonation of a gay man and i got ready for some homophobic high pitched comment about clothes but instead he just said in the exact same tone without expression “i am attracted to men”
(via guitargasm)
grantaiiire:
i get this really awesome rush of satisfaction when certain people reblog things from me
like
ah yes. i have pleased you
(via inspirationstakingoverme)
dontwinfriendswithsalad:
can i still be punk if i’ve been crying for four straight hours
(via inspirationstakingoverme)
metahumer:
thug life more like ugh life
(Source: shitweed, via inspirationstakingoverme)
do u wanna cuddle naked yes or yes
(Source: weekendwolvess, via jessiiieepoohh)
No matter how busy I am.
I can assure you that I will still make time for you, no matter what. If you’re a priority, you will be treated like one.
(Source: lloydcg, via jessiiieepoohh)
thefartsinourstars:
if i had a band i would name it ‘Panic Attack! at the High School’ bc that’s what i have
(via asediado)
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
is this cocaine gluten free
(via pizza)